What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 06:30
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
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You Only Live Twice
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.